Fake smile, real rent problems - can't even afford bubbles

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Fake smile, real rent problems - can't even afford bubbles

me after getting a 'quick' email that’s actually five paragraphs

Outfit check: budget cosplay aisle threw up on them

can i get the punk rock look to cancel my sins or nah

My brain at 3 AM plotting how to ruin my life even more

Making out in the pantry? More like stuck in the cupboard of despair.

Your art skills are so basic, even the stars are rolling their eyes.

When you realize that cat's Instagram followers are your only competition.

If procrastination was a horse, it’d be you.

Hit 'up' on a Hamilton elevator? Unsubscribed.

JJ’s all-you-can-eat. Starts with food, ends with regret.

When you fake laugh and plot a comeback insult in your head

Paintings whispering, 'I’m dead, he’s not even looking!'

bro i just saw my reflection in the Hamilton bathroom mirror and now i’m questioning everything

When your fit says 'creative genius' but your GPA says 'sophomore slump.'

Cat’s got main character energy, belting out Barnard drama.

I once tried to squash drama at 3am by singing 'manipulation station' on someone's futon. Still got ghosted.

Coffee cup got main character energy, I’m just background.

he’s acting like i’m not regretting everything rn smh

When you attend a live event but still want to maintain your hacker status.

Skipper crashing out over Butler Library Wi-Fi, relatable af.

Trying to blow up a balloon but only inflating your insecurities.

When you realize your crush doesn't text back... again.

Trying to flex with the mic, but your fit says 'Help, I’m drowning!'

Gallery walls crashing out over this phone-obsessed clown.

When you realize even saints have group chats.

Bro’s face when Butler Library got zero seats again.

When your vibe check fails harder than your cooking skills.

Me, pretending I didn’t just binge the entire day away

Contemplating deadlines but this horse brain only understands sprints.
