I've been at Butler so long, I'm basically a chair.

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I've been at Butler so long, I'm basically a chair.

Waking up for an 8am as traumatizing as that Butler portrait.

Smiling at the thought of getting off the waitlist. It’s a trap.

This yellow leaf mogging the green losers, pure rizz.

When you realize your biggest achievement is looking mysterious.

Dude, your dog just got more air than you ever will.

Another day, another wall to stare at.

Trying to balance work and school like a cat on a tightrope.

This cupcake’s got main character energy, but it’s chopped cheese.

Columbia's WiFi during finals: as helpful as a core meeting.

Yoda contemplating why Ferris never runs out of strawberries.

This cat’s serving Columbia TA vibes—judging me while clueless.

When you hit a high note but your panda hat steals the show.

Me staring at Dodge Gym, wishing it was actually goated.

Straight up: this cat's posture slaps harder than your resume

When you realize you're the office plant.

Musk's fashion statement: coordinated suits, chaotic feuds.
Pretending I understand Bitcoin at the party.

my priorities: deadline first, overthrow later

When your boss schedules a meeting at 4:59 PM.

Why does that cat look like it’s plotting your downfall over dessert?

the energy of calculating how not to drop out and glaze profs

This pup's judging you harder than your parents.

Me: sees 'REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT' and quietly deletes three thoughts.

walking into a bar like everyone’s here for me

He spent a lifetime cultivating disdain and still had time for a small sigh.

Your hair's auditioning for a reality show, and you're just background noise.

Miley's coat: a visual metaphor for CULPA reviews.

Strawberry boba’s vibe: pure ragebait for the aesthetic.

that look we share watching freshmen hype another Tuesday
