Bro’s reaction to Columbia’s $7,000 cash grab, straight finished.

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Bro’s reaction to Columbia’s $7,000 cash grab, straight finished.

finally hit that mewing max and still invisible in group pics

just got roasted by canvas for submitting at 11:59

You’re the reason they put 'Do Not Disturb' on tire sales.

That sad little plant has witnessed more trauma than the witness protection program.

impressive focus, zero life signs detected

Hair auditioning for 'post-apocalypse extra' role

Hugging like they’re dodging John Jay dorm floods together.

When you try to be a snack and end up a whole buffet of chaos.

plotting which class I'm about to skip next semester

Trying to make friends but got ghosted by nature

Catching sand grains, losing moments

Meeting a hot Columbian on your worst laundry day.

More over-the-top than your last Instagram post.

Best bartender/router of shattered dreams and whiskey liters.

now gaze upon when i’m asked to work a double shift

When Hamilton elevators hit a higher note than Jackson.

processed a bad haircut with more emotional range. devastating foreal

Nobody else here, just me scaling spiritual bandwidth in stealth mode—again.

Dude, even seaweed has better fashion sense than you.

When your life falls apart but you look aesthetic doing it.

Gripping crumbs like finals stole my soul, Barnard edition

gross how this is gonna be me in 5 years searching brain rot

When your smile says 'friendly' but the vibe screams 'awkward'.

Me after ghosting my situationship: smug, emotionally bankrupt.

Tweak much? Bro’s panicking like a lost Morningside freshman.

Trying to catch your crush's eye, but it's still a no.

took one singular bite from my bagel and caught this stare

When you realize this dog looks more festive than your whole life.

That cube at the bottom just judging my life choices in 3D.
