Your face when they say, 'Share snacks?' Only if I like you.

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Your face when they say, 'Share snacks?' Only if I like you.

She's brighter than the John Jay sushi mystery.

Nerd: actually your personality is peak beige flag

Lowkey buggin: thought jokes had warranty, got recalled live.

When John realizes he’s the sidekick in life.

Pondering career choices but still can't pick an outfit.

The only thing sparkling here is the dog's future, not yours.

That wink is more awkward than my last date.

You're like a low-budget dog influencer, no cap.

That moment when you hear "commencement" and "Baker Field" in the same sentence

these lights will never outshine the hairballs in John Jay showers

When dressing like a doge is your life goal.

If you were any more quirky, you'd be a meme.

the face you make inside a mascot suit during forced fun

freshman energy when it’s only Wednesday night and the party’s already started

You're like the shadowy figure at a party—nobody invited you.

Barnard security cam like I saw that vibe-check fail, delulu

caught lackin in the rizz wars

When your squad's 'powers' include awkward silences.

When you realize your entire month's salary went into your outfit.

When your crypto investment unexpectedly skyrockets.

When you’re trying to vibe but can’t find the rhythm.

No permission to clean my mess or my life.

License screaming 'UNDER 21' like it’s my only personality trait.

Trying to decode life's meaning while watching a rom-com.

Chess skills: more sought after than a free coffee at John Jay.

He ghosted you and then ghosted himself

When you realize your outfit is louder than your personality.

Cardi B face after Barnard Wi-Fi crashes mid-Zoom, fr.

Woody says, "There's a waitlist for riding courses too?"
