Tried to hype myself up for Sulz and got this

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Tried to hype myself up for Sulz and got this

maybe if i don’t move nobody will notice

Clenching sand in defiance of cosmic indifference

Yap queen energy, spilling tea at a Morningside Heights cafe.

Midterm season wondering why you look so optimistic still.

Butler Library mogging these blurry students with its glow-up.

When you realize that being a meme is your only job.

This penguin squad is more animated than your love life.

You look like a corgi auditioning for the wrong comedy.

When you’re a philosopher but your vibe says ‘party clown.’

Snoop's chain messes up your ID swipe at Lerner.

Trying to wave goodbye but you tripped over your own charisma.

Your confidence is like a WiFi signal—one bar at best.

If I solve this, Ariella Herman owes me extra Shabbat dessert, right?

my last inner child moment before the capitalism spikes hit

that silent agreement when neither of us is backing down

Glazing his own vibe, but he’s just box trash.

me realizing i left my embarrassing stuff out right before room check

Bro’s plotting world domination from Barnard’s campus, bet!

that assignment ain't the only thing due here fr

That’s my ‘I regret everything’ face

Gagged! Rat accessorized with a Merlot.

You give off 'meetings about layoffs' vibes.

Columbia gym's stretching mats, if they had dedication.

Renovate Dodge Gym? Why bother when skeleton chic is trending?

me when someone's belongings occupy a Butler table overnight

Ferris strawberries but make them red lipstick levels of fresh.

Her look walking into Butler to find no seats.

This is the face of someone who’s one Reddit meltdown away from glowing in the dark forever.

When Ferris strawberries are the only constant in life.
