Living in the Butler 24/7 means catting around at exams.

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Living in the Butler 24/7 means catting around at exams.

If your mood were an elevator: Hamilton edition.
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When you're serving looks but your sleeves are serving chaos.

When you’re a walking highlighter with a personality of chalk.

seeing my crush in butler during midterms and immediately forgetting how to function

Nothing brings people together like hysterical laughter at 2am in a dorm lounge

Bro, I can’t breathe—rewind it!

Group text locked on silent because nobody wants to explain anything

When you realize you’re just a furry loaf in a world of hustle.
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Woke up late but still living my best life, huh?
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me after one TikTok and suddenly it’s 3am

remind me to never smile in team zoom calls again

Even Yoda can't fathom Hamilton's elevator wait times.

Your defense is like a broken WiFi signal: weak and unreliable.

Vibes: living proof that naps are more important than adulting.
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Hello Kitty seeing her Columbia tuition bill like, ‘WTF?!’

Silently judging your playlist, your major, and your haircut

My GPA after finals: stretched, gasping, emotionally bankrupt.

When you and your sibling pretend to get along for family photos.

Are we playing basketball or just practicing our staring contests?

Girl, the starfish called; it wants its fame back.

bro you ever laugh so hard at a TikTok you forget what you were even supposed to be doing

me after finally scanning my ID for the guards while the place is literally on fire

Just here blessing your friend's dumb choices while rolling my eyes.

Bro, do you even lift or just lounge?

Only thing fluffier than that dog is your excuses.

Me after realizing my student loans are due.

Congrats on being the least cool mascot in history.

the drink isn’t helping but i’m still here

This grin’s more mid than my last group project.
