Dinosaurs only dress this cool for Bacchanal, right?

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Dinosaurs only dress this cool for Bacchanal, right?

Miley's leggings: like trying to find Hamilton Elevators working.

When you wanna save your best friend but life’s just lol no.

The Hamilton elevator is a metaphor for Columbia's waitlists, going nowhere.

When the group project hits you harder than your last breakup.

quietly spiraling after realizing i just made a scene over the wrong commencement location

Cat spawned in to judge me like a Barnard RA.

Wobbling through life like I own the place, with no clue

Me pretending to care about your drama.

She’s been smiling for 500 years; someone get her a therapist.

An 8am class, but the professor's sound is still on mute.

When you’re the main character, but no one cares.

me giving you that look that says we’re not making it past the attendance sheet

Butler Library laughing at your cooked essay deadlines.

Trying to cope? Here’s a giant pill of denial

Skipped breakfast, existential dread grows.

Hamilton elevator energy when you missed the beat.

Optimal portfolio vs. my optimal excuse not to adult.

When you and the boys pose for the Tinder profile.

if coil-bound notebooks held my GPA it’d just be negatives too

This wall has opinions.
When the gossip is more intense than your skincare routine.

When your friend finally remembers your birthday... 5 years late.

Dumbledore’s calm vibe while I’m dying over .webp struggles.

Spray tan maxed, facts minimized.

Corgi's thriving, but your adulting is still buffering.

this happens every meet when two managers shake hands i spiral

Me and the squad lowkey failing under Butler’s glow.

asking my bank account to hold me this week actually takes skill

Mansplainers' starter pack: index finger and smug nerd teeth
