Elite students: "I summer in Europe." Me: "I summer in Riverside Park with my camera."

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Elite students: "I summer in Europe." Me: "I summer in Riverside Park with my camera."

Me trying to feel fancy but actually just avoiding responsibilities.

When you realize Dodge Gym’s water stations are a desert.

smiling calm while they try to grab my deliverable

Skipper side-eyeing me like I’m cooked for this midterm.

This reindeer in a situationship with Tide Pods?

Cat’s face screaming ‘I’m cooked for Orgo Night.’

Your vibe is like a penguin trying to dance—just stop.

Trying to act awake after 3 hours of sleep is futile

That stance says 'I’ve never been on a date.'

Looking like you tried but gave up halfway through your glow-up

I always pick the one day with record snowfall to try and be inspirational

When you smile through the existential dread.

The moon's throwing shade, and it’s on you, fam.

When life gives you oranges, add garlic.
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Me watching you dance, wondering if you need a life coach.

Reagan's smile when the store clerk says "ma'am."

Y'all look like a rejected Disney audition.

When you need a nap but midterms in Butler call.

Stealing vibes like it's a group project. Who did the work?

hahahah

Back meerkat glazing hard, like ‘bro, your yawn is iconic.’

Can’t I have a prehistoric feeling while hanging like this?

When the WiFi dies right as you hit ‘send’ on a hot take

flexing my rank to people who do not care at all

Looking like a snack but mood is spoiled yogurt

This burger's main lore: ghosting diets since 2003

Glazing over a fistful of sand? Unc Status revoked.

Bro, this snook spawned just to get roasted today.

Miley serves "waitlist realness" in this outfit—so exclusive!
