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Laughing at your phone like it's a comedy show.

He sit like yogi master, but no floating—very impressive!

That awkward moment when hiding is a bad idea

Pill bottle: it's giving main character crisis
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read it three times can’t find a single life update in it

These doodles geeked off that magenta, forgetting the assignment.

When you hear snacks, but it's just a rumor.
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When you flex your throne but it’s just a glorified snack holder.

me realizing i just paid $8 for a latte that tastes like burnt regret and oat milk tears

me after realizing finals week is just crying in Butler and existential dread

Being benignly warmed up before the existential dread hits

delulu enough to think I’d handle the drink—per usual

Lost behind 32 pages of Core Curriculum. Send help.

Your 'slay' outfit screams thrift store reject

Hearing a millennial say 'adulting'.

When you realize your personalities are more basic than penguin stereotypes.

how i look crawling out of bed for 8am lecture

When you realize Millstein's green chairs won't fix finals stress.

My Charisma check to make this ukulele sound epic is... pending.

When JJ's is out of fries but not attitude.

If the clown's face was a mood, it’d be ‘cringe.’

lmao why do I look like I’m about to ascend

Waiting for my reflection to analyze me in CULPA.

my beard's doing more work than my will to live rn

When you overhear Primal Scream plans, total panic.

when you realize you’ve been holding your phone upside down for the last five minutes

Finding an open seat in Milstein = chemical warfare.

it's due at midnight and i'm still on the title page

Neymar, penalty shootout's drama queen, bottles the moment

me vs. people who eat pizza with a fork and knife
