The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'. Never moves.

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The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'. Never moves.

Bro, this plate’s portion giving major ick vibes.

is it possible to ragebait yourself every monday at 8 a.m.

Bossing life when you can't even manage your plant.

that is the dangerously enthusiastic energy of email chains

that look we share treating Thursday like it’s Friday

Bow ties and bread knives

Wondering if the Hamilton elevator plans to work today.

USC logo flexing like it’s not just mid-tier brain rot.

pretty sure this creature is on its fourth personality shift

McLovin looking like your TA who barely passed.

Tweak mode: saw my ex, legally spiraled

Trying to elude a waitlist by reshaping my cape as wings.

me checking if i locked the door but i live alone

Jimmy Kimmel promising Oscars hosting for a Melania nomination.

One tub or two? Alright, I’m doomed either way.

When you meet a Columbia hot guy, but you’re in shock.

"Happy Hippie" or "John Jay sushi?" Equally confusing.

When Bacchanal headliner drops and I gotta Google them.

The only time you’ll see this much joy on campus is during a snow day

the ick is politer when your serotonin’s gone that flaky

how is a cartoon MOGGING my whole linkedin energy that easily

That face when you realize adulting sucks

Me attempting to leave Dodge right before gym closes.

Why do you look like you just lost a class presentation?

Nobody: Dad: This cat's selfie is a pawsitively purr-fect shot.

professor says he’s sick but sounds like he just ran a marathon

You look like a walking 'before' picture, my guy.

That camel's smile is more genuine than yours.

Trust the guy who outsmarted microwave instructions.
