only dude who chills in the Oval Office like a dorm lounge

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only dude who chills in the Oval Office like a dorm lounge

me seeing my grade drop on SSOL and trying not to sob

Butler Library the real goat, y’all just spawned here.

Miley in John Jay's line: "Why are there no strawberries left?"

That one friend who's actually fun and everyone hates it

This cow's staring like I owe it Butler Library fines.

When you crashout over Barnard’s tuition bill, delulu vibes.

When a pretentious person finds their favorite wine at a discount store.

Eyes say boardroom boss, nap schedule says mess

Butler Library flexing while these bots just vibe in blur.

me pretending i’m healed while searching his tweets for hidden meanings at 2am

gonna tweak out for eternity if I mix like those colors

Waving like he’s got unc status, but hair’s chopped cheese.

Future me judging current me from a better altitude

choosing the easy a instead of the class i actually care about

my last two brain cells fighting for the only charger

Texting your ex and that penguin just called you basic.

Spawned in an Evenflo box, straight up canon event.

Street’s screaming justice, but my group chat’s dead.

Bro, this isn’t a championship, it’s a snack heist gone wrong.

I once spent 12 minutes rehearsing my speech, only to forget it the second the wind hit my face

Main character energy? More like background NPCs in life

Laptop cursor flexing on this man’s nose, it’s giving disrespect.

‘Drafts and dreams’—my last midterms mantra, funnily mirroring that rat.

Lyricism from the Tim Burton version of a Hamilton elevator.

Bro, this cat’s giving delulu main character energy, fr.

Peulah: Survive the migrash chaos with only a Rubik’s and pure chutzpah.

hoping my bread roll isn’t my last meal energy

Me and my brain when someone calls me out on my bs.

My thesis: brain rot, audacity, summa cum goat
