Dog’s Easter rizz got me tweaking like Gradescope notifications.

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Dog’s Easter rizz got me tweaking like Gradescope notifications.

When grandma finally figures out how to FaceTime and you gotta smile through the tech chaos.

If my phone's gone, so is my soul.

going to columbia is like living in an snl skit and i’m the punchline every day

Spider-Man looking like he just dropped depressing personal lore.

me pretending I didn't hear that

Hamilton elevators trying to comprehend the concept of moving up.

When you're hyped but your mood's 404 not found

object permanence but make it emotional damage fr

When your in-laws are judging your sandwich-making skills.

studying for irreversible depression again nailed it

When a Hamilton elevator decides it's your lucky day.

that’s the aura farm face when the tiktok post tanks instantly

When you dress up like a snack but just want to eat.

Finding the last working dryer = major in Problem Solving.

Chat, is this snowman straight up guarding Sevilla’s vibes?

When conversion therapy folks realize love is not a disorder.

is this facial hair on the tenure track or what

Your style screams thrift store clearance sale.

ordering rizz on wish dot com put me here

If Dodge Gym had a mascot, it'd be this dino.

Five o'clock shadow? Nah, that's his dignity evaporating

When you see your future and it's nap time.

When you tryna vibe but the existential dread hits hard

professors when you miss a single attendance check and they send a whole pdf

This tabby’s plotting some Barnard dorm mischief, type shi.

That jump screams 'I just found my Wi-Fi password!'

striking a pose when literally no one asked

You're like if a meme had a midlife crisis.

felt when half the club can retire with me
