me after stepping outside during the first week back from winter break and realizing my Canada Goose is just for show

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me after stepping outside during the first week back from winter break and realizing my Canada Goose is just for show

“If anyone asks, tell them I made it to the toilet”

This nerd’s yapping to shelves about his jet2 holiday romance.

When Hamilton elevators decide to be functional on a Monday.

When you find out class registration's like, 'try again later.'

“Wait, play that again, I can’t breathe.”

me when someone asks if I can cut the cake at the function

When you're the designated 'funny friend' and it's not funny anymore.

When the vibes scream 'family reunion' but the drama is 'Game of Thrones'.

That face when you pretend to care about politics. Yawn.

Looks like my GPA, wearing a blue turtleneck to dodge life.

When you feel like a superhero but realize you're still in a Disney movie.

When you realize explaining memes is the real horror show.

Yalla, sit down, orange disaster! You look like a falafel that forgot the tahini—dry, judgmental, and totally out of place. Even your fluff is throwing shade!

Chat, is this canvas my brain after finals week?

not the scones mogging my entire self esteem right now

Spotting working Butler outlets is like seeing Jackson without a cap.

Chat, is this JPEG glitch actually trying to flex?

Bro’s judging me harder than an NPC at Butler Library.

The face that says 'I forgot I was on camera.'

me giving my annual TED Talk on why snowball fights should be a core requirement

Goat of loneliness, rocking 'Lovers' with no game.

smiled like this the day they let me back in therapy

It’s giving ‘I camp out in Butler and destroy everything.’

Observe the eerie tranquility of fierce combat frozen mid-motion.

nah i’m not doing another group intro

Trying to survive Monday morning meetings but forgot your coffee?

This cat’s screaming like I just saw my student loan debt.

Trying to look wise but you just look like last week’s meme.

Cat’s plotting my downfall at Columbia’s library, I feel it.
