these twinkle lights cost more than my rent i’m literally paying to be jolly

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these twinkle lights cost more than my rent i’m literally paying to be jolly

me outside butler pretending i’m not dying inside from the international student energy

Me collapsing after opening my bank app.

My face when I see Butler Library at 3 a.m.

glasses finding a spider web like modern art, wow

The circular viewport mimics the celestial gaze of a patient watcher.

Veins popping harder than a Barnard frat party.

The gates of John Jay: limited opening, endless closures.

Bullseye: Updating class schedules faster than SSOL ever could.

You tried to impress your crush and ended up impressing the cringe.

Studious vibe, but that hoodie screams mid dating game.

That smile's more outdated than a flip phone.

Chef hat screaming main character energy, but outfit’s ragebait!

New York’s tears are highkey my Barnard deadline panic.

lied on my resume and still ended up here, lol

When your glow-up is just your cat costume.

the confidence after remembering my own birthday

the panic every time my airpods case clatters somewhere I can’t reach

That moment you remember you left the stove on

When you bless others but can’t bless your own life choices.

When your personality is louder than your outfit... and that's saying something.

Send help I'm stuck in this forced happiness loop

Bouquets ragebaiting me into thinking she’s already gone.

me trying to take a five-minute TikTok break and suddenly it's two hours later and I'm crying laughing at my screen

Mood: too tired to smile, too hungry to care

body 3 foot tall soul existential up to the ceiling

me after Senior Night at Amity bar, discovering the bathroom floor is my new best friend

Cozy enough to skip Bacchanal, just like the Hamilton elevator.

Me after changing one line of CSS and the entire site crashes

you after finding an open treadmill for once
