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Discovering a new lipstick shade like finding Hewitt tilapia.

Feeling ancient like Yoda waiting for a decent hookup on the Marriage Pact.

Dog’s grin screams ‘I’m goated,’ chick’s just vibing.

When you yawn and the dramatic music kicks in.

Getting caught yawning in class and the professor locks eyes

Bro looks like he’s gooning over blurry coral thots.

holding it together but inside I’m the mask

I once spent 12 minutes tracking a dust mote across my room and honestly, I regret nothing

Conquering world? More like struggling with Wi-Fi.

When you pretend to care but you're actually planning my demise

this is the look my hair gives after i ‘just let it air dry’

Fish clocked her as chopped, still got caught anyway 💀

Fireflies stole the spotlight, just like your personality.

Fish dropping sad lore: 'Thought I was faster, bet.'

Midair panic like I remembered my Zoom is unmuted.

When you’ve seen it all but still act like a TikTok guru.

This dog looks like it’s judging your life choices, and honestly, same.

Bro’s face says ‘sybau’ to whoever’s pulling his cheeks.

Regret hits different when your only plan was to survive finals week

Me pretending to chill but inside I'm dying.

This face I make when my Wi-Fi drops mid-episode.

Success Kid mogging every toddler with that sand grip, straight up.

Wearing 'Lovers' in a library? Bro, you’re cooked romantically.

When you realize you're the only one who dressed up for the vibe check.

Bro’s glazing his tablet harder than a Krispy Kreme.

Bro’s lollipop mogging harder than his propeller hat, chat!

Chat, is this page smarter than me? I’m cooked.

Stern face, wild hair—bro’s a Barnard rooftop party disaster.

my last two brain cells are beefing and neither wants to chill

When you’re so happy, it’s suspicious - like a fishy recipe.
