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The cat judging you for thinking that's a good outfit choice.

the tension of picking a download button is never worth it

Your dating profile pic got outshined by a mural.

Me pretending to listen while crafting the perfect savage reply

Why are we arguing over lunch when we're literally in a war?

When you dress for the 'Gram but hate your life.

My slippers tremble; the nest mourns endless silence.
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Sus financial moves, even Butler Library can’t save you.

He thinks he dropped wisdom; actually cooked beyond repair

me showing up to the career fair with my one business casual fit

That moment when you realize Jae’s wide-eyed stare means someone’s about to get an email from CCSC

me imagining my lore if i was just a little hotter

The only thing more lost than that camel's thoughts is your social life.

Pink daisy apron texted I'm cooked, then blocked her

me realizing Jae just caught someone running Valgrind during the AP exam

Just a pup watching dreams expensive as gold.
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That moment when you wake up hugging a trash can and question all your life choices

Are you all protesting in a book club or what?

honestly cuter than my Columbia Medical Services nurse, no cap

Wearing that coat, you're basically a red flag.

Wearing 'Lovers' but tweaking alone with a stylus.

Egg tart’s cooked, forgot its Jet2 holiday vibes.

Spaghetti Cat out here looking like my last brain cell, cooked.

Monkey sleeping peacefully, meanwhile my life’s a jet2 holiday.

Dog is the only animal immune to white wine. Fact.

AI engineers more precise than my life decisions, sad.

You guys look like a coffee shop with PTSD.

College dorms said no, so make campgrounds your home.

Congrats, you made basic look like a crime.

Is that a ball or the last piece of pizza?
