Della’s partner's just the mystery 2024 energy we need.

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Della’s partner's just the mystery 2024 energy we need.

when someone brings raising cane’s into butler and i react like it’s a fire drill

When you're trying to keep a straight face but your fam hits too close to home.

“Bro, I just wanted a normal college experience, not a breakdown in Butler.”

Dead inside but putting on my ‘friendliest face’

Me when the subway delays my commute to campus.

When you sit under the Milstein atrium and pretend to study.

Dude, your game is as soft as a TikTok apology.

Just another day in the life of a Karen.

Finding open library space in Butler? Pure Columbia-level sorcery.

When the group chat says 'bring snacks' but means pizza.

That moment you wanna unsubscribe from life 24/7

This dog’s face when I mention student loan debt.

Realizing the campus is flooded and I wore Crocs again

Bro’s face when the Columbia dining hall food hits wrong.

Sitting on Milstein green chairs, GPAs go sky high.

Stacked like overdue books at Butler Library.

Chat, is this what peak delulu looks like?

Face scanned by a glitch in the Matrix, still no chill

That face you make when phone autocorrect ruins your entire argument.

freshmen when the JJs lady makes direct eye contact

Library flexing harder than my GPA ever will.

Trying to be mysterious but serving major 'my mom's calling' energy.

When you remember that group chat drama at 3 AM.

Gallery screaming, 'Stop gigglebaiting with your dumb overlays!'

Blob bro staring like I stole his Barnard cafeteria tray.

There’s a special kind of regret that only happens next to a toilet at 3am

Look at this drama queen, crying like a startup pitch that just got roasted by the whole Tel Aviv tech scene. Yalla, get some real hustle, motek!

Bro’s mocking my WFH setup, I’m straight up cooked.

When Columbia dining hall food gives me beige flag vibes.
