I once tried to give a speech on Low Steps in February. My lips still haven’t recovered.

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I once tried to give a speech on Low Steps in February. My lips still haven’t recovered.

Bro, why’s this cat tweaking over a group project deadline?

Opening the project doc and realizing it's due tomorrow... oops.

Just living life on the edge of a rollercoaster.
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me trying to act casual when I spot something suspicious on the ceiling

This chopped cheese energy ain’t passing the vibe check.

Waiting for Vergil to load like patience is a character trait

This is the face of someone who forgot deadlines

Professor blasting GroupMe: 'Why aren't you studying my paws?'

Windows looking louder than my group chat on Christmas morning.

Hamilton elevator trying to go up, stuck like it's midterms.

That smile is just as cracked as my mental health.

When your outfit screams 'I’m a king' but your personality says ‘peasant’.

taking emotional damage for college credit, again

haha

me pretending I understand group chat drama

Stylus got more game than this ‘Lovers’ hoodie nerd.

When you realize your dog’s future is brighter than yours.

That clown's smile is as fake as its personality.

when you realize work called during your nap again

me when Brian Greene moves lecture to Zoom and mutes us, time-out

Tiffany crying like I did after Columbia’s brutal chem exam.

Dealing with tight Dodge locker rooms, cat-style.

Your fit says ‘family dinner’ but the vibe screams ‘cringe.’

Banner flexing sponsorship like Columbia alumni flexing connections

Drama king ragebaiting us with this fake cry, I’m dead.

Chill, buddy! You're not auditioning for a doggy superhero movie.

me waking up in Carman and realizing the toilet is my only friend left

Spaghetti Cat tweaking over its Columbia dining hall wig.

Lookin' like a budget fairy that missed the magic bus.
