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Your expression screams 'I forgot my meds' energy.

Moss is living its dream: endless hydrotherapy versus no water at Dodge.

SpongeBob flexing that savage comeback, I’m dying fr.

Pretending to be confident in a job interview like you aren't Googling the answers.

When millennials see a rotary phone in a museum.

When you realize midterms have stages like a bad relationship.

Cow stares like me in a dining hall line when there's no food

This is me agreeing to plans just to avoid awkwardness

Lining up in Butler like soldiers during finals week.

me when I thought Ivy League meant Hogwarts but it’s just group projects and regret

Wearing goggles to flex on these cafeteria haters, slay!

me trying to explain why I still haven’t bought a real winter coat after three NYC blizzards

Racing away from NSOP friends you'll never see again.

He’s giving midlife crisis at 27 energy

My tiny nest is obliterated by a duck
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me pretending the protest isn’t happening so I can finish this paragraph

When your vibe says 'regal' but your skills say 'average at best.'

B.O.B. out here gigglebaiting with that derpy red eye.

Mask on: pretending to care about someone’s problems

Plot twist: This is your dating profile picture.

Hamilton elevator speed vs. reaction time in chess boxing.

Professor Cannon's fanpage sees me as his worst nightmare.

Tablet out, glasses on, still no game. Savage solitude.

Omg yes just what I needed *deep existential dread*

Artworks ragebaiting: 'Can’t I have a relevant feeling?'

finally talked to my crush and immediately forgot how to speak english (it’s fine i’m fine)

Trying to bless them, but they're on a different wavelength... like, hello?

Regal AF but mentally just napping through life

That moment you realize merch sweat is real sweat.

should’ve picked a major that doesn’t make me cringe
