Cardi B staring at my Columbia dorm’s tragic aura.

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Cardi B staring at my Columbia dorm’s tragic aura.

Bro’s library fit screaming ‘Lovers,’ but he’s down bad, type shi.

You look like 'I'm fine' but we all know you're not.

You guys should compete for the worst breakup story; you'd win.

Midterms? Never heard of her, just enjoying the flames

Hoodie says ‘Lovers,’ but his focus is geeked on Barnard notes.

Running from responsibilities like it’s a full-time job

me when my TA sends a whole PDF about missing one class

Sun: 'Forced glow for this chopped cheese king'

life said crush it yoda took that personally damn

SpongeBob’s face when I say I’ve got rizz, brutal.

Beige flag: thinks thrifted polo is mogging

I once stared at a blinking smoke detector for 17 minutes before realizing it was just the battery

The waitlist for Yoda's Core Curriculum class: longer than the DS waitlist.

freshman realizing Bernie’s not actually handing out free gloves on College Walk

Wait, is this how you get into the Ivy League?

when the prof says he’s sick but sounds healthier than me

pls tell me i’m not the only one who’s watched 6 hours of kiriakou tiktoks

This outfit screams 'I’m here to negotiate snack prices.'

When you realize pizza is your soulmate.

This dog’s smile screams ‘I’m cooked, save me,’ no cap.

this the exact face i make after opening my bank account app

Looks like you're trying to be the lead in a bad romcom.

remind me to never be this delulu at career fair ever again

That friend who cancels plans and flexes other friends

“That’s definitely not on the syllabus.”

That moment you realize it’s schnitzel night in chadar ochel.

if self sabotage had a mascot, it’d be this mess

When you realize they’re more fun than your entire friend group.

Choosing between adulting or just vibing like this forever.
