how i look when i realize it’s not a three day weekend soon

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how i look when i realize it’s not a three day weekend soon

cat glances at me once like he wants to charge me rent no cap

can someone bring me noise-cancelling headphones asap

You call that an outfit? My grandma's curtains would disagree.

The only thing more contagious than a Carman party is whatever's on that laptop right now.

damn even the trash can's got more dignity than me rn

Remember, Cera at Chuck E. Cheese has better food than JJ's.

you VS the guy she tells you not to worry about

me after getting one free pen at Career Fair

Hamilton’s elevators: Confusing poses and perpetual waitlists.

Yoda at JJ's trying to figure out if a John Jay Roll is food.

me and my roommate after finding the one meme that derails all productivity

Me hearing someone say 'We need to talk' like it's a horror movie

Bro’s one eye got more aura than my whole squad.

When you know you should adult but pizza is life

That grin says 'I’m adorable, but I still eat trash.'

I always convince myself it’s just the light reflecting, but I still check five more times

Just spawned on campus post-Thanksgiving, where’s the food at?

Sad Affleck dropping lore on Columbia’s isolating campus struggles.

Who knew 'beige' could be a personality trait?

Who knew penguins could serve 'salad' at a pizza party?

That smirk’s just hiding all the insecurity.

My GPA when I rely on Ferris strawberries for brain food.

You look like a failed experiment from a cartoon lab.

Pepe after checking his DMs and finding 0 rizz

me during the first snowball fight on Low Steps, living for the thrill

This is how I look hearing about another campus protest

Trying to bless your friend, but they’re still salty about last week's drama.

Skipper staring like he just failed a Columbia core class.

Plotting a snack heist but can't even steal the spotlight.
