My man’s delulu thinking ‘Lovers’ tag gets him Columbia chicks.

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My man’s delulu thinking ‘Lovers’ tag gets him Columbia chicks.

me when my roommate leaves dishes in the sink again

Jake’s delulu if he thinks this drama’s a steal.

Listening to family drama like it’s a new podcast episode.

When your boss asks if you 'have a minute'.

Ferris strawberries surviving more students than midterms.

freshmen when the JJs lady yells at them for the first time

Anime weddings: where the only green is Yotsuba.

When your professor makes you cry but hey, you passed!
When you realize your NFT is worthless.

Trying to claim the last slice like it’s your life’s purpose.

Looks like that pizza slice peaked too soon.

Staring at stars while your texts collect dust, relatable!

ChatGPT decided to write a book on ‘How to be Extra’.

That bow tie is the only classy thing in this town.

When your vibe is 90% cute, 10% chaos.

Your tears are just paint and poor decisions.

me at the bar pretending I have deep thoughts

That awkward moment when the credits have more plot than the entire movie.

when he says he’s busy but somehow manages to post memes every 10 minutes

Passed out on the bathroom floor, just like half the people getting CU EMSed out of parties

Me pretending to focus while life swirls out of control

When your only personality trait is being a fluffy goofball.

Skipper out here with main character energy, others are finished.

Acting mature with an anime lunchbox? Peak duality, bro.

When you find out your D&D party is meeting without you.

Clueless colleagues are just butterflies in a brick world.

me after surviving orgo but forgetting my own name

Finding out your ex is now dating your bestie.

Feeling fierce, but that outfit says ‘help’!
