When your personality is more wrinkled than your skin.

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When your personality is more wrinkled than your skin.

That dog stole the spotlight, unlike your last TikTok.

When your startup pitch turns into a bug.

Trying to look boujee but your owner forgot the treats.

That moment you realize orgo final needs more luck than skill.

i'm crying. file this under 'apocalypse of hair'

Dinosaur waiting for a John Jay quesadilla like...

Kid Rock checking the MAGA Fest lineup for actual musicians.

the face i make when my TA says “let’s circle back to that” in front of everyone

Snowman’s aura is finished, but still owns the street.

Bro, this dog’s bunny ears got more aura than me.

wearing white again after taco night was ambitious

Clenching sand tighter than I clench during a sus convo.

check engine light came on again i’m cooked fjdslk

Chef Trumpet Guy just spawned, serving unc status disaster.

Breaking down personal space walls.
Your memes are more reliable than your reports, fam.

Jesus pointing like ‘Yo, tweaker, wake up for class!’

Hello from JJ's at 3 a.m., when sleep's a myth.

those eyes when columbia drops another surprise p-set deadline.

My soul’s screaming but my face stays classy

Channeling Butler exams: never-ending and headache-inducing.

when the radiator turns your room into a sauna around 2am

me showing my friend the TikTok that ruined my GPA

Trying to survive Monday morning meetings but forgot your coffee?

me realizing Trump is actually threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a Grammys joke about Epstein

I demand a press conference for this scalp emergency

8AM classes: Columbia’s way of saying extinction isn’t so bad.

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Messy life hack: Just add purple-grey skies for instant drama.
