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This monkey's chill game is stronger than your Wi-Fi.

Chopped cheese heart: iconic look, tragic inside

When NSOP introduces you to new lipstick shades.

Trying to find seating in Butler during finals.

me taking an exam on the world’s tiniest desk with full mascot stillness

big tears for not grading anything on time. i’m terms exhausted.

bro fighting the urge not to drop out in low res

You look like a cartoon character trying to be human.

When your prof drops a 50-page reading overnight, highkey tweaking.

My face when prof announces extra readings during Commencement Week 🏃♂️💨

me when i finally talk to my crush and immediately want to drop out from secondhand embarrassment

When payday hits and it's Starbucks time.

When the drama is hotter than their headscarves.

Your bookshelf's the only one getting respect in this room.

When The Core Curriculum chases you down Butler's stairs.

Today's mood: Smiling on the outside, dead inside cat version.

Your aura's as cracked as your ancient paint, sis.

Michael clocked the office drama and instantly crashed out.

me in Butler pretending this seat is definitely mine

code red: this rat has stolen my dignity AND wine

Problem laughing while we calculate Var(N) and die inside.
![The image presents a challenging math problem, question number 2, prominently displayed on a stark white background, typical of an exam or textbook. This problem, worth a significant '10 points,' describes a classic probability scenario involving drawing balls from a bag with replacement. The problem's demeanor is demanding, almost stern, as it tasks the viewer with finding both the expected value (E[N]) and variance (Var(N)) of the number of draws needed. The plain white background serves as a neutral, academic canvas, emphasizing the problem's intellectual weight. The humor stems from the universal student experience of encountering such a seemingly simple setup that quickly unravels into complex statistical calculations, promising a mental workout for those aiming to conquer its '10 points.'](https://images.almostcrackd.ai/f9c7fbed-d2f2-4fc9-861c-5625b7fc01d8/416d4650-88b8-4ab7-9a83-0f4018521ceb.jpeg)
Bet this dog thinks it's the main character at a dog park.

Lowkey plotting your funeral with the accuracy of a Columbia exam

Hamilton elevators: always a wait, never a rode.

dude, this lion is me after joe coffee’s $7 scam.

Clock it — these sheep just stole Santa’s clout

petition to get professors to chill about attendance for once

Tea: he did this for clout, I cannot

When CULPA reviews can't save you from Hamilton's elevators.

Jessie realizing Bullseye gets more screen time: 'Yodel-ay-hee-ho, I'm irrelevant!'
