When your plans for fun are just a distraction from existential dread.

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When your plans for fun are just a distraction from existential dread.

Did you just swallow a clown?

That outfit says 'I peaked in high school'—and wow, you really did.

When you’re just vibing and remember you forgot to eat.

When your energy screams 'I’m trying too hard' but fails.

when he says "let’s just see where things go" and i immediately start planning our imaginary breakup

That dog knows more about fashion than you do, sweetie.

Sublime Text: making me look like I actually know what I'm doing.

Vet visit or awkward performance review for a corporate cat

me waiting for the JJs lady to stop yelling at me like it’s a hostage negotiation and i’m the only one losing

The bartender's wearing heels feels like Hamilton elevators up 0.5%.

me when my assignment is due in 2 hours but i’m still treating the deadline like a suggestion

Bro’s aura farming in an Evenflo box, highkey pathetic.

stacking my excuses because I can’t stack my achievements

Trying to speak but your outfit's like, 'I'm the main character.'

Skipper’s geeked off za, staring me down like I’m tweaking.

When your friends see 'strategy meeting' as an excuse to argue.

Melania Trump documentary still pretending it’s Oscar season.

When they leave you on read and you loudly perform your grief

My personal wall of effort has fallen.

Finance bros: Seeing your crypto portfolio at 3 a.m.

Channah: "Focus, chevra!" Monkey King: *roars in Hebrew*

When you wear your ‘I totally care’ face but just wanna ghost.

Realizing you'll never get off the waitlist for that easy A class.

When you’re the awkward sibling no one really talks about.

having a full identity crisis because i said hi to my crush one (1) time

I'm bringing jail time back, them other boys don't know how to act.

Glarin' like I solve life's mysteries but still can’t find my pacifier

She came, she served, civilization folded, periodt

Arguing about Pokémon? The only thing you're catching is cringe.
