Bro’s gooning over a crumb, chill out.

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Bro’s gooning over a crumb, chill out.

that look you do pretending like relation-building actually works

When the sleeves are the only thing engaging with the audience.

He’s geeked off frostbite, smiling like a finished fool.

This corgi's living rent-free in your self-esteem.

Doggo’s look when you can’t find a single outlet—done.

Rock waterfall is a metaphor for Columbia’s course registration system.

I once spent 20 minutes rehearsing my ‘manipulation station’ speech before realizing I left my ukulele at home

Columbia CS students after CULPA reviews drop.

Looking like he just crashed out over Columbia’s tuition fees.

Emergency stan alert: Demi went bald for the vibes

You look like the Christmas tree's rejected cousin.

When your outfit screams 'art project' but you're just here for snacks.

Me pretending this class won’t wreck my soul

Your cheeks are more inflated than my student loans.

Planning next game as if it’s the Butler midnight rush.

Me after parallel parking on the first try: peak genius

Beige flag so loud it hosts a podcast

That look when you pretend to listen but actually hate everyone.

I once sat on a wooden bench outside Butler for 7 hours just to prove a point, and now I can’t feel my legs.

Hello Kitty’s face when the office coffee machine’s broke.

Her smirk is sus, like she knows I’m finished.

Pelé being carried like he’s the group project MVP, no cap.

Friendship test: no phone, still friends?

Last week I accidentally snorted water out my nose watching a meme on my roommate's red laptop. Never living that down.

Every time Hamilton elevator stops, a Borzoi sighs in red.

Butler blackout: the real reason for my third Starbucks today.

That library flexin’ like it cured all my procrastination.

State House dome can’t save this finished ID flex!

Chat, is Homer cooked or just tweaking over nothing?
