the look when your phone dies at 9% battery

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the look when your phone dies at 9% battery

Mouth screaming but brain ordered a timeout

Smug dinosaur waiting for the Hamilton elevator to show up...

Banana peel out here with main character energy, tripping everyone.

I’ve practiced my refusal face in the mirror so many times, now it’s just muscle memory.

River flexing its curves, but it’s still mid af.

Bro’s face when he realizes his group project’s chopped.

Bro, this cat’s aura is straight chopped despair.

CS majors when their group project turns into a secretarial job

I keep the ZYN and Coors Light on my desk so my mom knows I’m making friends.

me after surviving the semester but forgetting what any of it was for

POV me when my rizz fails on a 3am hey

Plot twist: I’m the ‘Hulk’ of this mess

Not crying, just repurposing my tears for Wi-Fi signal strength

This system's flex is mathy mid with extra ego

Finger found the resume, nerd exposing your fake achievements

Had to show the stars how to steal the scene, huh?

Dumpster fire but make it classy.

showing up to the group project and committing to this mascot-level composure

These stick figures mogging harder than my anthropology prof’s lectures.

is this what they meant by rock bottom? because the grout is cold

That\'s interesting because your pretzel bun resists firm boundaries.

Bro’s dropping personal lore in the middle of class, I’m dead.

Escaping Butler like you're leaving behind endless deadlines.

When you're just one hoodie away from modern royalty.

This is my wall of indifference.

When the cat is wiser than you.

cat kinda tweaking bc it thinks canon means canon event – unironically mid behavior

Even the saints think you're a bottom-tier follower.

When the Milstein green chairs are more elusive than the king's throne.
