Nature’s way of saying, 'Even a meltdown can look majestic.'

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Nature’s way of saying, 'Even a meltdown can look majestic.'

Dodge Gym water stations: mirages of student hydration.

Borzoi dressed better than your last CULPA-reviewed lecture outfit.

Mortified that McLovin leveled up to Columbia and we’re still stuck online lol

Two emojis, one mission: make you feel intellectually inferior

Your worst battle story sounds like a Netflix flop.

That enthusiasm is like a penguin trying to fly: sad and pointless.

Your smile is brighter than your future, and that’s saying something.

My guy’s giving ‘the ick’ with that smug street philosopher energy.

me at Lerner Pub pretending i’m not dying inside after waving at the wrong person

this vibe lowkey last online therapy, yeah just limit the session

Coffee cup got main character energy, I’m just background.

Rocks waiting like students for Dodge to have working water fountains.

Bro’s face when the group chat leaks their Ls.

that look you give before betraying someone for a snack, no regrets

ok but why does it feel colder every year

You both dress like you lost a bet on TikTok.

Manifesting metaphysical cuteness ROI. Buddha never scaled this hard.

Sent that risky text and it actually replied

Sleek silver, bold blue: weekend lineup.

two types of miserable pretending life’s a party

When you catch your reflection and wonder who cursed your life.

Sipping iced coffee, dodging depth of Columbia’s existentialism.

Navigating Lerner is Columbia’s unofficial escape room.

When your NFTs are just JPEGs to everyone else.

Bow-tie pig highkey plotting to steal your dessert

freshman CS major after hearing the AP cheating horror stories for the first time

minding my own till some fool mogs my lunch in front of me

made this face last time trader joe’s discontinued my favorite thing

POV: You just told your boss you're quitting and this is your spirit animal.
