Christ's expression says, 'You thought that was a blessing?'

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Christ's expression says, 'You thought that was a blessing?'

Thoughts buffering like Columbia Wi-Fi during finals week

bro it’s so cold my bones are shivering under this sweater

Columbia’s infinite loop: Start midterms. Never end.

me pretending i’m fine after he replies “lol” to my 3-paragraph emotional dump

He’s proof you can be adorable and suspiciously unhinged at the same time.

Bro’s face is giving ‘refreshed Vergil 47 times, still waitlisted’ vibes.

Pure nothingness? Bet, it’s my brain during finals.

Her rizz screams 'I peaked at Barnard orientation week.'

When the saints are gossiping, but you're stuck in awkward silence.

Geeked on dread, no cap.

Woodstock hovering like a chopped stalker, chill dude.

When you try to squad up but everyone still owes pizza money

When you find out your ex moved on in 2.3 seconds.

Pretty sure my student loan went to fund this guy's glasses.

When you can't find a seat at JJ's, even barefoot.

i get that look every time i ask for help at office hours

“All aboard the toxic gossip train” but it’s just me and my regrets after Senior Night

Epsilon transitions: cowardly exits so the automaton can ghost

trump out here acting like it's his Tinder profile pic

you ever just sit at a bar and contemplate your drink choices

When your finance bro suit screams Wall Street but your boa screams Vegas.

the labrador is clocking my slay and hating it

Just realized adulting is just holding your breath longer

Just waiting for life to upload some fun for once.

These morsels thinking they’re a steal, but nah.

That smile's so fake even the penguins can't relate.

Golden Ball flex, clutch absent. Penalties still haunt him.

Press photo or midlife crisis dating profile? Can't tell

Is this a rally or an office snack break?
