Is this a rally or an office snack break?

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Is this a rally or an office snack break?

looking for the vibe i left in 2021 and find this instead

Handing in midterms before they end

current mood sponsored by my beard and questionable acrylics

This ceiling’s the aftermath of my last online argument.

The urinal at Bacchanal: overstimulated and underused.

When you ask for a raise but get exposure instead.

When the professor says "no phones in class," but you're too wide to sneak one.
me rehearsing my apology for the group chat after someone leaks the screenshots

Shinobu’s got Unc Status, acting wise but lowkey savage.

Man’s pointing like he’s dropping mid bars at Columbia’s open mic.

That dog dressed better than your last five dates, no cap.

The lion does not care about USC’s overhyped design.

Bro’s aura farming with tears, but it’s giving NPC.

Trying to dodge Core Curriculum readings like it's a sprint from class.

Cushion-covered escape from any 'Dodge Gym' responsibilities.

Me waiting for the game over screen to pop up

Hearing the fire alarm and realizing it's just your phone.

This shell holds more emotional baggage than your last relationship.

Jet2 holiday look — came back worse, 0/10 recommend

Me after reading my bank account balance like it's bad news

Gigglebait mic pretending he's still allowed to voice-chat.

When you fake happy but chips know your secrets

Opening the JJs door and getting the sentry stare like I committed a felony.

This pixel mess is sus, just like Columbia’s Wi-Fi.

That one guy who turned 'soft serve' into a startup.

That look you give when your friends act like the cops when you just wanna peace out.

Looking sus, like he just got side-eyed crossing Barnard campus.

CS majors when someone says ‘are you writing this down?’ for the third time this week

realizing “aura farm” on your code stole my actual credit
