JJ’s: All night buffet but with a lip-smacking attitude.

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JJ’s: All night buffet but with a lip-smacking attitude.

Directive: Find the missing sock!

Trying to wave past core requirements but they keep waving back.

Me pretending to care about your weekend plans.Not buying it.

When someone says 'We need to talk'

me after paying $8 for a latte that tastes like burnt regret and still acting like i’m a coffee snob

Nicki Minaj processing her Trump era side quest.

This is what happens when you try to get a treadmill at Dodge after 5pm.

me after seeing the new columbia housing and pretending it’s fine

that zoom breakout dude who dozed mid presentation

of course the only hype here’s caffeine fumes off a megabus

Waving to my social life, disappearing like Hewitt’s hot meals.

columbia might be sus for community, but we bond over random snowball fights on low steps

imagine wisdom dropping when my brain got full joe-biden

someone kangaroo kicks my chair but I choose inner peace

On the waitlist anxiety level: Professor Borowski's Data Structures.

chilling next to the boss fight toilet like a midlife crisis NPC

I’m dying at this freak show straight outta Columbia’s website.

Reacting to grandma’s driving skills like they announced free Ferris pizza.

Lauren’s aura on this license? Nonexistent, total gigglebait fail.

Scrooge’s face perfectly sums up family reunions.

That yawn says 'I'm over this week' like a vibe check gone wrong.

This dog’s smile is straight gigglebait, but that nose tho.

Bro cooked: traded dignity for hot Cheetos sponsorship

imagine clocking your future and it just crashes like this

when your late-night snack run turns into a full-blown identity crisis

Your confidence is the only thing brighter than that outfit.

Smiles like someone who stole your waffles and ghosted you

That penguin waving like it just got a TikTok deal.

my grandpa when he finds out glitter gets everywhere forever
