Fact: The trees are at perfect sentinel ratio. Good.

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Fact: The trees are at perfect sentinel ratio. Good.

Your vibe is like a thrift store clearance sale.

That laugh? Must be a cry for help.

Success Kid locking in harder than a finals crammer!

Dude’s deep in Columbia lore, but that hoodie’s straight up dying.

saw less hype in the jonas brothers my first sermon

me realizing i just paid $8 for a latte that tastes like burnt milk

me gripping the railing as the Epstein files drop another Columbia name

This face grades a midterm, not a marriage pact.

Dodge Gym On Number Of Mats Expected To Exist: Two. Max.

Just realized I forwarded the email to my ex... yep, that happened.

The Core Curriculum when half the reading is "optional."

That forehead's aura could power Columbia's campus for a week.

when you expect a gym and get a military airstrip instead

me throwing away 2020 like the trash it is

When group chats die but you’re too broke to leave the convo.

Trying to find a working water station in Dodge.

Smiles like he slayed, actually contributed nothing.

Cat’s makeover got me gigglebaiting harder than Surf & Turf lines.

Bro spawned with main character energy, still lost everything.

Just found out the snack stash is 100% gone, existential crisis

written like the flavor was betrayal and existential dread

This peel’s a tweaker, just waiting to ruin your day.

plotting the great escape every time my group chat yaps

Dodge gym water stations in emergency mode: out of order.

Reading 'REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT' like it’s the most relatable advice I’ve ever gotten.

me prepping for two starved rats that call me roomies

deadass the ultimate fifth wheel formation

Pretending to smile because therapy is expensive.

Stuck with the friend who thinks they're always right.
