deadass the ultimate fifth wheel formation

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deadass the ultimate fifth wheel formation

Pretending to smile because therapy is expensive.

Stuck with the friend who thinks they're always right.

Bro's more of a sage than you are at 3 AM decisions.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

sorry, did you say something? i only respond to trauma

Sand: 'Stepped on more than his self-worth'

Phone's on 1%, brain's on 0% and still gotta probe Proxima Centauri.

Smile like an NPC forced to eat JJ's gastro special.

Shrek's new startup pitch: "SwampCoin for trolls!"

Ballon d'Or clapping like an NPC for Ronaldo's ego

Dinosaur visiting Barnard Liz's coffee for survival.

When Columbia budget meetings look at your dorm funds

me entering Barnard identity war, undefeated.

Stillness level: Columbia student during midterms.

Trying to impress but flopping harder than that couple.

Small victories in sand, vast defeats in meaning

When Ham elevator thinks it's an upward catwalk audition.

When your boss gives you 'extra' responsibilities.

POV: Your startup pitch is 99% buzzwords.

That goat's pondering if it's too late to join the circus.

You two are the reason casual Fridays exist...for style emergencies.

Hamilton's elevator when you only press it once

Looking classy but your pet just stole the spotlight.

This bucktooth’s whole personality is a beige flag

Is this a comedy duo or a support group for bad decisions?

This vibe screams 'fake city, real toxic vibes.'

That face when you realize you can still fail even after studying.

Being at Columbia feels like Gotham with less hope.
the year is 2075 he still trying to goon to 80s disco
