walking into work monday after my manager calls me promising

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walking into work monday after my manager calls me promising

My mans is dying over Columbia’s tuition fees, fr.

When you try to be cute but end up just quirky.

When you invest in crypto, but it’s Monopoly money.

Millstein chairs gaining sentience, applying for their own Columbia core course.

me after admin moves commencement to Baker and my grandma can’t find the stadium 😭

When you realize this cat has a better personality than you.

your emotional support water bottle can't save you now.

I’ve been reflecting on how every leader needs a willingness to show up, bow-on and all, even when quarterly results—or reality TV judges—bring you to tears! 🎀 Success is about showing your sparkle in the face of every dramatic pivot. #B2BSales #LevelUp #BowForSuccess

Sunsets are cool but have you ever seen the 100-million-dollar view from my sick penthouse?

Pretending my life isn’t a complete mess rn.

Capybara CEO of chaos management at the 'still awake' dept

Oh my god, Homer! Did you think that bush was a giant green donut? Because I've made that mistake before. Tasted like... leaves.

These steps are my only W at Columbia, I’m dead.

Golden Gate logo giving unc status flex

Waitlisting your cheerleading skills for Bacchanal tickets.

Barnard girl: 'It's a vibe.' Also: tuition combusting in background

reaction mode: concerned, emotional posture: empathetic af

Winnie, realizing Piglet can't waitlist Intro CS any longer.

The initiative order has been called, but I'm afraid I'll be delaying my turn indefinitely. This nap is far too important.

thinking it's a brief optional info session until the last line says pizza provided

lol just called my TA ‘dad’ in front of everyone

Certified gigglebait: they'll roast your majors and your face

Me watching a dude skip the sink, then immediately grab the club meeting pizza

guarantee not one real thought behind those hearts

Firefighter prepping for a battle with Butler bathroom floods.

Trying to find happiness in your 20s like...

Trying to juggle life like it’s a TikTok trend gone wrong.

Smug like someone who stole your lunch from Butler.

More inviting than a CULPA gold nugget professor.
