This feline’s clocking my bad decisions harder than a prof.

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This feline’s clocking my bad decisions harder than a prof.

bro got blocked so bad it cured my lowkey buggin

That tense face screams, 'Help, I'm still single!'

Waiting for Milstein chairs like it's Intro to CS waitlist.

“This is my NSOP starter pack.”

That look when you realize you're the only adult in the room.

me at the bar pretending I have deep thoughts

Abs cold, brain frozen, soul in Butler Library.

That look after someone offers help but really just judges.

Waiting for energy drinks to kick in like this text

Dropping knowledge in Butler but no one’s listening anyway

That expression when your Wi-Fi cuts out mid-Netflix binge.

Waves gigglebaiting your ego, then ghosting like exes

When your pet leaves again but you gotta play it cool

Is your hair defying gravity or common sense?

When the WiFi dies and peace is ruined.

that manic panic crust left on your face the week after midterms

Tech bro's face when WiFi goes down for 5 minutes.

Giving presentations like it's a Shakespeare audition.

Bet he’s the guy who deletes texts, calls it emotional labor

Like finding hot guys at Dodge, 5% chance of success.

When the Bacchanal borg hits and you’re delulu sad like Ben.

Pretending to listen but plotting how to ghost for the 5th time this week

i just got the beauty ick frbr like is that even hooved omg

Sure, you're flying, but your brain's still grounded, huh?

Cat’s makeup screams ‘Surf & Turf line wait vibes.’

I bought three different highlighters for finals and still ended up questioning every decision I've ever made

Bieber's hair looks like Futter Field after Bacchanal.

That painting looks more lit than your love life.

Tooth gap flexing harder than your last paycheck
