He looks like he just found out his clarinet audition was for background water noise.

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He looks like he just found out his clarinet audition was for background water noise.

It’s giving ‘I overslept my Columbia registration’ energy.

Like taking Dear's Discrete Math, the escape plan failed.

White jersey looks like it’s never seen a gym.

me after Senior Night at Amity realizing I still have class tomorrow

When you realize your work crush is actually a nightmare with wings.

That dog’s excitement is giving 'I just found out I’m adopted'.

Yalla, look at this raccoon, flat on the floor like a hummus disaster after a failed startup pitch! Bro, even the toilet’s laughing at your balagan life choices, sababa? Chalas, get up and stop acting like a broken air conditioner in August!

These notes have more trauma than Butler Library at 2AM

The moment you find a Milstein green chair: unparalleled joy.

The wall has seen things.

never been so scared of a mascot without legs tbh

not even Adderall can save my brain today

this is your brain if you swipe post not clarity too fast

When you try to explain TikTok to your mom, but she thinks it's a new fish recipe.

Selling textbooks outside John Jay like it's the mall.

This cat's more relatable than your last therapist.

Quiet social quarrel—room draw, appeal both tragically lost.

when the career fair qr code scan rejects you

Snoopy out here mogging with his bookish aura, pathetic.

Your outfit screams 'I peaked in kindergarten.'

When your dog solves more mysteries than you.

When your CULPA review becomes a confession instead of a critique.

bro i’ve been here so long i’m basically part of the furniture now

me staring at the Ferris menu after they removed grilled cheese for woke reasons

Trying to flex your personality but only showing off your underbite.

when UNI emails me 'write three things you're thankful for'

Seeing my paycheck disappear before it lands.

When your vibe is 'mysterious woman' but you're just confused.

This monkey’s contemplating life because it’s seen yours.
